mask over his mouth and nose and still heavily sedated from a difficult four
hour surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a
partial sponge bath.
"Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know sir, I'm only
here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse,
are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she
overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises
his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting them
and moving them around. Then she takes a close look and says,” there’s nothing
wrong with them sir."
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very
slowly, "Thank you very much, that was wonderful, but listen very, very
carefully,
Are-my-test-results-back?"
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